Barack Obama Accuses Hillary Of Using Wealthy Affiliate To Pad Campaign Fund

Washington DC. (APW) -- A new presidential campaign scandal has broken out now that Barack Obama has accused Hillary Clinton of signing up for Wealthy Affiliate to pad her campaign fund.

"This latest action by Clinton shows a flagrant disregard for fairness and demonstrates how she is willing to stoup to any level to beat an opponent. Utilizing wealthy affiliate to enhance her campaign fund will undoubtedly give her an unfair advantage", Obama said.

Hillary fired back at her opponent, "There is absolutely nothing unfair about this. Why does Obama think that the free enterprise system is off limits to presidential candidates? Besides, I didn't join wealthy affiliate simply to support my campaign fund. I also joined Wealthy Affiliate because Kyle and Carson are easy on the eyes. Have you seen the pictures of those two guys? I'm hoping for the opportunity to meet those two in Vegas next year."

Hillary's reference to a trip to Vegas has to do with an opportunity offered to members of the Wealthy Affiliate program. On the campaign trail, Obama continues to sulk as he is convinced that Clinton's Wealthy Affiliate membership spells certain doom for his campaign.

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84 Year Old Woman Joins Wealthy Affiliate And Promptly Loses Life Savings

January 16, 2008

Broken Bow, OK. (AP) -- Tuesday evening brought a flurry of hysteria as 84 year old Margaret Danielson lost her entire life savings after becoming a member of the online money making website called Wealthy Affiliate. Ms. Danielson supposedly lost somewhere in the neighborhood of $80,000.

Tuesday afternoon Ms. Danielson's granddaughter Katie Couric stopped by after school. Katie, laptop in hand, sat down at the dining room table and began to surf the internet. Katie was taking quite an interest in the Wealthy Affiliate website, when Margaret came to look over her shoulder. Margaret found the website to be very compelling and decided to join. "I had to have Katie do it for me. I don't know enough about them computers to do it myself." Margaret then proceeded to pull a bag of money out of the mattress in her bedroom. She set the bag of money on a small endtable. Katie informed her grandmother that she would need a credit or debit card or a PayPal account to join Wealthy Affiliate. After Margaret explained to Katie that she had none of the above, they decided that Katie would simply charge the membership to her own card and Margaret would reimburse her in cash.

Katie signed up for the subscription service, and Margaret gave her $29. Ms. Danielson, still enamoured with the stories on the Wealthy Affiliate forum was poised overlooking Katie's shoulder as they both continued to read the reports of success. Finally, Margaret became so excited that she began jumping up and down.

After they finished reading and Katie powered off her laptop, Ms. Danielson went to take her bag of money and return it to the hole in the mattress. Upon reaching for the bag of money, she realized that it was no longer there and the endtable upon which it was set was turned over. A remnant of the bag could be seen in the fireplace. Apparently when Ms. Danielson was jumping up and down, she knocked over the endtable landing the bag of money in the fireplace. In their excitement, neither Margaret nor Katie noticed that the $80,000 cash life savings was turning to ashes in the fireplace. "And it's all because of Wealthy Affiliate!", exclaimed Ms. Danielson.

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16 Year Old High School Student Joins Wealthy Affiliate and Begins Farting Money

January 11, 2008

IONAVILLE, WI. (AP) -- Last weekend, a male sophomore student at Ionaville High School, and now a Wealthy Affiliate, experienced a startling revelation.

Upon returning home from school last Friday, the young man, who wishes to remain anonymous (we'll call him 'Ringo') started surfing the internet looking for a way to make money online. "I found this cool yellow 1987 Chevy Camaro with a custom vintage rusty paint job, and I just had to have it!" said Ringo. "I was perusing the web and found all of these awesome reviews for the Wealthy Affiliate website. The things these people had to say about it was incredible! So, I signed up."

After what seemed to be a benign incident, things took a strange turn. Saturday morning Ringo's parents rushed him to the emergency room because he had a large amount if intestinal gas built up that he could not expel. "It really was beginning to hurt," Ringo said, "I was beginning to wonder if it was ever going to come out at all!"

After receiving a laxative and laying on his stomach in the emergency room for an hour, there was suddenly an explosive 'POOF' sound. Immediately the air was flittering with tens, twenties, fifties, and one hundred dollar bills. ER Doctors Blow and Lingers were baffled regarding a diagnosis, but they decided to hang on to a few of the bills for testing. The remaining bills were returned to Ringo, and needless to say, he had no problem paying for his emergency room visit.

Throughout the past week, each time Ringo farts, wads of paper currency fills his pants. When asked how this has affected his life, Ringo said, "Well, I bought the yellow Camaro, about half of the junior and senior girls at school have asked me to be their date to the prom, my friends keep inviting me to go to White Castle with them, and every night this week Mom has served beans for dinner."

The doctors at Ionaville Central Hospital have decided to refer to this condition as WFS or Wealthy Flatulate Syndrome. Gastroenterologist Dr. Rectal Honk will be traveling in from Windbreak, NJ on Wednesday to examine Ringo further. "And it's all because of Wealthy Affiliate!" says Ringo.

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