IONAVILLE, WI. (AP) -- Last weekend, a male sophomore student at Ionaville High School, and now a Wealthy Affiliate, experienced a startling revelation.
Upon returning home from school last Friday, the young man, who wishes to remain anonymous (we'll call him 'Ringo') started surfing the internet looking for a way to make money online. "I found this cool yellow 1987 Chevy Camaro with a custom vintage rusty paint job, and I just had to have it!" said Ringo. "I was perusing the web and found all of these awesome reviews for the Wealthy Affiliate website. The things these people had to say about it was incredible! So, I signed up."
After what seemed to be a benign incident, things took a strange turn. Saturday morning Ringo's parents rushed him to the emergency room because he had a large amount if intestinal gas built up that he could not expel. "It really was beginning to hurt," Ringo said, "I was beginning to wonder if it was ever going to come out at all!"
After receiving a laxative and laying on his stomach in the emergency room for an hour, there was suddenly an explosive 'POOF' sound. Immediately the air was flittering with tens, twenties, fifties, and one hundred dollar bills. ER Doctors Blow and Lingers were baffled regarding a diagnosis, but they decided to hang on to a few of the bills for testing. The remaining bills were returned to Ringo, and needless to say, he had no problem paying for his emergency room visit.
Throughout the past week, each time Ringo farts, wads of paper currency fills his pants. When asked how this has affected his life, Ringo said, "Well, I bought the yellow Camaro, about half of the junior and senior girls at school have asked me to be their date to the prom, my friends keep inviting me to go to White Castle with them, and every night this week Mom has served beans for dinner."
The doctors at Ionaville Central Hospital have decided to refer to this condition as WFS or Wealthy Flatulate Syndrome. Gastroenterologist Dr. Rectal Honk will be traveling in from Windbreak, NJ on Wednesday to examine Ringo further. "And it's all because of Wealthy Affiliate!" says Ringo.
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